Saturday, January 23, 2010

140 Characters... Or A Lot More

-As a big Conan fan, I was interested to see how his show was going to go out. I knew that Tom Hanks and Will Ferrell, both actors that I enjoy, we're going to be on as well as various other surprises. It was appointment viewing... right up until the time I forgot about my appointment. Completely forgot to watch even a second of it. Seriously, I have no memory when it comes to this kind of stuff. I have got to start using the "Reminder" feature on my remote.

-So, Bristol Palin is saying that she will not have sex again until she is married. Well, that's all well and good, but you're a tad late for this particular moral stance. The horse is already out of the barn, as it were. Perhaps she should start with something easier, like saying you'll start a blog and write something every day for 365 days. Really, it's not as hard as it sounds and if you don't quite make it no one will say anything anyways.

-Now various websites are saying that the pictures taken of Tiger Woods in Mississippi, which were supposed to prove he is being treated for sex addiction, might not be of Tiger at all. The National Enquirer is saying that it is in fact Woods and the new pictures are of a body double hired to thrown off suspicion. C'mon, National Enquirer, that would be as crazy as the moon landing being faked or a boy who is half bat or even President Obama having a love child... On second thought, the world's most popular athlete hiring a body double to fool paparazzi might be the most realistic thing the Enquirer has ever reported.

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