Keep It Down

If you're reading this it means I had a great time yesterday, but it also means there is a good chance I'm moving very slowly, eating crackers and drinking Gatorade. There could be wedding pictures on the way, maybe not. My camera batteries could have died. Who knows, as I'm writing this on Thursday to cover my bases. Just don't talk so loud and do we need to have every curtain open? Now enjoy some morning after tales.

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